Here is a photo that I didn't take:
Good news! We are having a baby. My wife is pregnant. I know that people usually say "we are pregnant" but she is the one that went through the nausea and has to deal with carrying the baby around for 9 months.
The ultrasound from this morning looks good. It is still pretty early yet (she is 17 weeks along -- due date is June 21st) but the ultrasound tech said that it looked like our baby is a girl.
Now I have to figure out how to be a father!